CRYP misses estimates for quarterly earnings by a mile? Check.
CRYP throws baby out with bathwater in a desperate attempt to show an operating profit to slop lipstick on poor quarter? Check.
CRYP sells off and is down 5% in first fifteen minutes of trading? Check.
Broader markets plunge again? Check.
CRYP somehow defies all of the above and comes roaring back, currently trading up +12% on the day (with the reversal coming so quickly that I'm currently holding well-nigh worthless puts)? Check, and mate.
Fuck a duck. At least it was only my gambling money left in my Scottrade account, and not anything in the IRA (where I can't buy options or sell anything short).
The broader markets are pretty much absolutely nutso right now, to use a technical term.