This is a fairly amusing spam email I got yesterday, slightly tweaked a bit by me in a few places to fix misspellings, etc.
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The world cares very little about what a man or woman knows.
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You can never get enough of what you don't want.
To make oneself an object, to make oneself passive,
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Complete abstinence is easier than perfect moderation.
Few men have both good fortune and good sense.