So I got written up at work today. For saying the word "sucks" in a team meeting. Yes, that's right. "Sucks".
SUCKITY SUCK SUCK SUCKS
That place just gets better and better. I keep waiting for it to totally regress to 7th grade, with parachute pants suddenly becoming required attire, Motley Crue blaring out of the intercom.
The sick, twisted thing is that it makes me want to hang around there longer. It's like an irresistably gruesome trainwreck, each and every day, as the molten, slaggy heap of a once reasonably cool company slides farther and farther into the corporate abyss, the monkey conductor whooping and hollering, waving his smoking hat at all the gawking onlookers.