Friday, April 04, 2008

A Solution to Chat-Asshattery

If you can't help but act like an asshat, no matter what: act like an asshat, as at least other asshats will love you and embrace you for it.

If you find yourself acting like an asshat when you would otherwise act like a decent human being if playing at a live poker table: stop acting like an asshat.

If you can control whether you act like an asshat or instead act like a decent human being: act like a decent human being.

If you're a decent human being and cannot act otherwise: pat yourself on the back.

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