Friday, Hurry Yo' Damn Ass Up

Longest. Week. Ever.

Quick little post, before I run off to yet another meeting at work in which I sit silently, mouth clamped shut for fear of saying something unprofessional, drawing cartoons of exploding monkey heads and rocket cars blasting across the alkali flats.

So this Friday is the last leg of the Omaha 8 tourney league at Noble Poker. Here are the details for the tourney Friday night:

When: Friday, April 15 9:00 PM C.S.T
Where: Noble Poker
Cost: $5
Tournament Name: TPTK.com Omaha
Tournament Password: hammer

This one is for all the dang marbles, kiddos. The big bucks. Remember, top 3 finishers on the leaderboard after this tourney win the following, amazing, head-exploding prizes:

1st place: $60 + $25 Gift Certificate to Omaha Steaks
2nd place: $25 + copy of High Low Split Poker, Seven-Card Stud and Omaha Eight-Or-Better for Advanced Players by Ray Zee
3rd place: $15

In case you're curious, here's the current top ten on the leaderboard:

1) grassdaq: 154.88 points
2) scurvydog: 142.99 points
3) NYLds: 137.85 points
4) peacecorn: 137.45 points
5) LucidMoment: 125.57 points
6) salmonman: 118.58 points
7) tobyleah: 111.26 points
8) SophiesMuse: 100.32 points
9) MrSquirrel: 96.35 points
10) 1rainbow1: 91.61 points

Aside from the always fun blogger banter, if you played last week you even got to stare at AlCan'tHang's generous cleavage for the entire night, which was easily worth the price of admission in and of itself.

I'm working on some additional booby prizes (haha, I'm so punny) for this week, to reward all of you people that rock who've supported the tourneys thus far. 'Cause, you know, you rock.

Meeting time. I will not use the word "sucks", I will not use the word "sucks", I will not use the word "sucks"...