I just got out of a "coaching" session. Apparently at a meeting today I acted "negatively and in a destructive fashion" towards my fellow team members, deeply offending one of our team leads while he was trying to make a point.
I did all of this by slightly shaking my head from side to side.
Didn't realize that I had that much power, that a little head shake could carry so much clout.
I'm not sure how I can top this one, flexing my enormous, involuntary negative and destructive powers. I've stopped talking. Now I'll have to stop moving any of my extremeties in any fashion. I suppose I can shoot out eye beams of negativity, bombarding the unlucky soul sitting directly in front of me.