Poker, I'm not even going to start with you. If my AA can't outrun K10s and K7o in back to back tournaments to knock me out, so be it. If my set of 9s is going to get taken down by runner runner straight to bounce me from the WPBT satellite, so be it.
If you want me to break down Bedazzler and spend my hobby time putting rhinestones on all my clothes, fine. 'Cause I've already got 1-800-DAZZLE punched into my phone, and am just waiting to hit that last digit.